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Sunday, 17 January 2010
Tuesday, 6 March 2007
Prank call and what to do in a department store
15 things you can do at while shopping:
Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares' . . and see what happens.
Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.
Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
Set-up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers you're sleeping over; invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.
When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the them from "Mission Impossible."
Hide in a clothing rack . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"
And last but not least:
Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"
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