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A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said

"I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time".

The wife thought for a few moments, and then said ,



"Your cock's bigger than your brother's.

The Knob

A woman in her 40's went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob and the effects were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All of these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: "First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them." The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts." She sighed and said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.........

Prank call and what to do in a department store

15 things you can do at while shopping:

Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares' . . and see what happens.

Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.

Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

Set-up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers you're sleeping over; invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.

When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the them from "Mission Impossible."

Hide in a clothing rack . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"
And last but not least:

Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"