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Friday, 16 March 2007

A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said

"I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time".

The wife thought for a few moments, and then said ,

"Your cock's bigger than your brother's.

The Knob

A woman in her 40's went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob and the effects were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All of these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: "First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them." The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts." She sighed and said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.........

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The first was hilarious! Long time without laughing so much with a joke! By the way, I bet the husband will never have to research viagra online without prescription , but probably will have to get a lawyer soon.

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